If you want to give your fiance, sister, brother, friends or relatives funny engagement wishes that are memorable and unforgettable you are in the right place. We are here to help you to find the perfect funny engagement messages to fit your purpose. So help brighten the newly-engaged couple’s day and put a smile on their faces, spread the laughter and joy. Here you will find 1) funny engagement wishes (engagement parties are sometimes stuffy and you might want to liven things up with a toast or by saying funny engagement wishes to the couple), 2) funny engagement wishes for a friend and 3) funny engagement card messages (when you want to write a humorous wish in an engagement card for the newly engaged couple).
Funny Engagement Wishes
This is a general collection of engagement funny wishes that you can use for a toast at an engagement party or to simply wish a happy engagement.
Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Don’t rush things from here. A long engagement is a great way to delay the inevitable drudgery of an actual marriage.
Never again laugh at your fiance’s choices, because you are one of them!
Happy engagement wishes we all send to you, now all we wanna know is when’s the baby due?
Marriage is the world’s oldest workshop: the husband works while the wife shops!
Engagement advice: make sure the ring is really tight so it can never be taken off!
I can’t wait to get drunk on expensive champagne at your wedding. Happy engagement!
To him: you are about to undergo a procedure in which you will have your spine removed, but don’t worry, at least you’ll get some great wedding gifts.
We hope you got a chuckle out of these and enjoyed our collection of funny wishes for engagement. Aside from engagement pictures and videos, the importance and funny side of the celebration can be captured through funny engagement wishes. So we have come up with our best picks for funny engagement quotes wishes for inspiration for your speeches, wishes, toasts and engagement cards for the newly-engaged couple. Spread humor and laughter on this special day and enjoy!
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